Geez... talk about having the grace of a flying brick. Kaiba, Yuugi was a man with needs, and you weren't subtle. Also he had a half-chub himself, so...

Talking about his grandfather killed his libido, but the thought of Kaiba... you know.

You know.

Ugh.

So much for not being weird. Was it weird when you wanted to stick your inspiration's dick down your throat and suck him dry? Asking for...well. Himself.

But.

Yuugi put his hands in his lap, cheeks burning.

His eyes averted.

Seriously, he was being weird. What if he didn't have to do... that? What if he just had to pee? Vampires peed, right?

"Uh...um. Right. Down the hall. First door on the left."

Ugh, was he gonna have to take care of himself, too? Probably.