...Yeeeeaaaah maybe that wasn't the best mental image to give out.

Maaaaaaybe.

"Ahaha...not... that you ever would! Because you're way too dignified for something like that!"

Now would be the time to apologize. A quiet Kaiba is far more threatening than a loud, bombastic one--

"Er, I...I'm sorry, I probably... shouldn't have said that? Your regular hair is fine! Looks really good, even! And it's really soft!"

...Yuugi.

"Nice to touch, you know? Felt really silky."

That was because Mokuba and Yuugi insisted on Kaiba being cleaned regularly, including hair care, even when in a coma.